Rainy Days and Thursdays Always Get Me Brown

No.....no....that's not right.........Jakey always be Brown (in fact Brown is part of my big old official bonafide name.)   But me no likum the rainy days,  puddles...yes, but I don't get to "do" puddles 'till it quits raining.

HM says if she was home.....she'd be piled up in the BIG bed sleeping...and that means Jakey'd be nappin' too.  I still like HM best, she's a good cuddler, plus I don't have to worry about Cooperdad dragging me around by my leg or Daisymom being all "hissy" when I jump up where she's laying.

Jakey also thinks it is waaaaay too cool outdoors right now, we Schnauzer people enjoy laying Frogstyle by the fireplace on days like today.  Here's hoping we can say tootle-oo to the wet stuff and HOWDY to Mr. Sunshine soon.  And please Miss Weather don't send anymore of that flashing booming stuff, it scares Betty silly.  Or is it Silly Betty Sillier?

But rain or shine............I Love Everybody.............Jakey!

We're Having a STAY-cation

My HM is on something called va-cay-tion this week.  This means she is home ALL.DAY....EVERY.DAY.  All of us 4 legged furry people like this A.LOT.  HD is not so thrilled with it.  We think it may be interfering with his routine (or lack of one).

Anyway............HM makes sure we have nibbles of scrambled eggs and she has spent lots of time brushing our hair, we WERE a tad messy looking.  She's also been digging around in the dirt outside and she finds these fascinating long skinny slimy things that wriggle a bunch when I put my feet on them.  I thought they were baby snakes, but mom says they are night crawlers (BIG ONES).  Too bad we don't have a pond to fish in yet - but Sister Betty is busy digging one in the back yard I think.  So maybe next year......

Jakey has to be on best behavior though because mom is watching constantly.  I have not been able to shred paper or tear anything up in days.

But little ole' me likes it when mom's home 'cause I like to be close to her and when she is sitting in bed stiching, I like to cuddle up next to her and snooze.  So...Jakey has decided "me likum STAY-cation"  mom can have one anytime she wants..................right? 

I love everybody.............Jakey!

This was one of my first baby pictures.  Lots of my friends ask me all the time how I got my name.  Wellllll........my HM (human mom-'member) she kind of has a "thing" for Phillies 1st baseman turned ESPN announcer John Kruk and since HD (human dad named brother Ozzie after the famous Cardinal shortstop Ozzie Smith) mom got to name me J.K.  J.K. is kind of hard to say, HM didn't like just John and she thought Kruk sounded too much like Krull so she started calling me Jakey.  I like Jakey...............although sometimes I be just Jake........................squirrel!

Oh yeah, back to my photo.  My house is full of stuff that has those red birds on them.  Red birds are pretty, sometimes they come in my yard, but Betty tries to catch them and eat them.  She gets yelled at.....A.LOT!  Oz and I didn't mind having a photo made, heck we didn't even know we were, we was sleepin' (not much else to do when your eyes won't open.)

I weighed 11 1/2 ounces in this picture and Oz was littler - here's his baby picture too.  Oz doesn't live with us anymore but he will always be my bro.
I gotta go now..............but remember....I Love Everybody.....Jakey.
  

 

I was born a middle class brown child on June 27, 2012.  My brother Ozzie and I were the products of planned parenthood and we are the only offspring our parents will have (well, unless dad gets loose again and goes visiting in the neighborhood.)

I've done some random posting on Facebook and people have encouraged my HM (human mom) to let me blog about my exploits. So to get started I will go back and find my Facebook posts and use them here to you all acquainted with my life...I love life BTW!  I actually love everything and everybody...especially paper....... I'm a happy go lucky fellow.

I hope you will visit my blog, follow my blog and MAKE COMMENTS!  I love it when people talk to me............................squirrel...........oh, sorry, what was I saying?  Oh yeah, drop me comments when you visit Tales From the Dog Side especially if you have suggestions about what you would like for me to talk about.  I do take requests. 

So.......for now.......this is Jakey signing off of his very first blog posting with my favorite catch phrase "I Love Everybody.....Jakey"