Happy HOWL-idays

Ahh the howl-idays! That time of year when everything about our normal day to day routine gets turned pooper over sniffer. Not the least of which is a fat guy in a red suit coming down the chimney and getting us in trouble if we bark at him. But...if he’s packing a parcel of pet treats in that sack we could really learn to love old Santa Claus.

Unfortunately, there are some real dangers to us 4 legged furr-ends associated with Howl-iday festivities.

All that food!
Oh! We are licking our chops! We really like the variety and availability of holiday plates but unfortunately they can be great big NO NOs! Too many things we should not eat are often just left lying around for the snacking. Please remember we are stealthy and quick - so an abandoned plate of turkey can be down our throats in mere moments. No one wants to spend the Howl-idays at the Emergency Pet Clinic—especially us. Trust me here, we have experience in this.

That tree!!! 
How considerate of you to bring the outdoors inside for us! No more wet cold trips outdoors to “potty” - YAY! But seriously, secure it so it can’t fall on us...those dumb cats climb you know. We need to absolutely NOT drink the tree water and all those bright shining sparking lights cause our teeth to positively ache in anticipation of a good chewing. The associated shock value is not a happy event. Only Rudolph's nose is supposed to light up.

And speaking of bright and shiny...decorations! 
Tinsel is dangerous (my human mom says it should be outlawed—but then her hatred of all things tinsel is a story for another time). Fragile glass bulbs can also really hurt us if used as chew toys.  Glass eaters are only appreciated in circus acts.

Again, with the outdoors! 
Holly, mistletoe, poinsettias and even lilies (for felines) are toxic to us and will again cause you a frantic & expensive trip to the emergency doc.

The people! 
We like people, but when you throw a whole bunch of new people into our comfort zone we might get a little nervous. You know, you get nervous with all those folks around too...admit it. Protect us and them by giving us somewhere to go where we all can feel safe. We don’t like to be bad dogs. And remember, some of us just aren't good with little people having had limited experience in having our tails pulled and choke holds of hugging.  Of course, there are also those allergies to be considered, people’s not ours. Make sure your guests know you are a pet lover and they might have a sneezing fit or break out.

And lastly...alcohol! 
Even though we never drive- we still shouldn’t drink. This is hard for us because some of us are really intrigued by the lovely aroma of champagne, wine and beer. But just as you should not drink too much— we should not have any.

Now that I’ve instructed you humans on appropriate holiday behavior, feel free to share this next part with your dogs. You can tell cats too...but they won’t listen.
Howl-iday Dog Etiquette

* Don’t pee on the tree

* Don’t drink the tree water

* Watch your tail around the tree and tables

* Leave the packages alone - most people are perfectly able to open things themselves

* Don’t chew on any cords

* If it isn’t something you see everyday— best leave it alone

* Not all visitors love wet kisses, jumping, shrieking, crotch sniffing or lap sitting...show some restraint

* Paws off the table—that food is NOT for you

* Let people sit in your spot—wait to be invited to join them

* Don’t stick your tongue in people’s glasses

* Tolerate all children—even the obnoxious ones

* Be charming—tricks are appreciated and often rewarded with appropriate treats

All Baths Are Suspect—Even Sun Ones

Jakey is very sorry he hasn't been in touch lately.  But....Jakey has his own column in HM's company newsletter.  The Woofington Post "From Inside the Dog House" debuted in August and I've been having a howling good time helping everyone understand their fur-iends a little bit better.

Can dogs get sunburned? And, if so, is there doggie sunscreen?

Answer:  Absolutely! Dogs can sunburn just like humans.  We dogs like to lay in the yard with our tender bits exposed to the sun ‘cause it feels good on our bellies and inner thighs. 

But, never ever never use your human’s sunscreen on yourself.  Human sunscreens contain zinc oxide which can be toxic to the howling set.  There are several brands of doggie sunscreen on the market and we suggest you check them out for one that suits you best.  

And remember….you should reapply sunscreen after you’ve been sunning for a while.  But…..you might want to consider not over indulging a sun bath in the direct afternoon sun.

And Humans....whatever you do don't leave your fur-iends in a hot car unattended.  We only like "hot" dogs served on buns with mustard.  Till next time....remember....Jakey loves everybody!!

This is no one I know, but I do think she's awfully pretty in her designer shades!

Oz-bo My Best Bro

This is my bro Ozzie.  Ozzie came to visit this weekend and boy did we have loads of fun.  I had almost forgotten how much fun he is to play with, even if he does usually win our pretend fights.

The whole time he was here we were bestest buds again.  We even slept together with HM on the big bed and there were a couple of times we were even caught "cuddling"....it's okay he's my brudder.

Ozzie and Cooper Dad said hello to each other in the traditional fashion of our "people".  But Daisy Mom greeted Ozzie is a much less offensive way...she's like that you know....pretty "princessy".

But Oz and I knew each other "instinctively" - after all we went through our early days together, you don't forget your best mate.  And...I found out that Ozzie likes to be outside as much as I do so it was fun to have someone who would stay out for a long long time (Cooper Dad won't stay out as long as I like to).  But here is a photo of us "patrolling" the back yard keeping everything safe for the women folk.

HM says she thinks Ozzie may come and visit more often - his forever family travels sometimes and we want Ozzie to consider this is second home away from home.  We enjoyed Oz a whole big bunch and boy was I ever tired........I sleeped so good from all the great playtime we had.  I have a movie but HM says it is too long and she can't get it off her phone.  We'll see....I'll bet she figures sumthin' out, she's good like that.    Signing off now........I love everybody............Jakey!

Little Girlz!

We had company at our house this week!  Little Girlz!  Human Mom says all dogs should have their own children especially dogs like me….you know….a pup!
Cooper Dad, Daisy Mom and me Jakey had lots and lots of fun with those Little Girlz.  We almost forgot what our feet were for.  We were picked up and carried all the time.  I’m not sure Daisy Mom understood what she was supposed to call the Little Girlz because she usually referred to them as Little GRRRRRRRRRlz.  Daisy Mom likes to do what Daisy Mom likes to do when Daisy Mom wants to do it so she isn’t always very cooperative.
I guess Cooper Dad would let those Little Girlz wear him like an overcoat…he likes being picked up and held.  Jakey thinks it is okay sometimes but Jakey likes to be very busy doing Jakey things.
We all got dressed up a lot and we got to eat a lot of stuff we don’t usually get to eat.  We had many occasions for treats and that was soooooo cool.
We were just getting used to having our Little Girlz here when they left and they haven’t come back.  We miss them.  But, we sure figured out how tired we were………’cause we have had lots of big time naps yesterday and today.  We figure we need to get all rested up so we will be up for chase, dress up, tea parties and hide and seek under the blankets when our Little Girlz return.
Just so our Little Girlz know, we just want to say…..Genevieve and Audrey….we had a blast with you and can’t wait until you come back to stay with us a while.

A Howling Good Time

Today...the weather was really pretty and so we stayed outside A.LOT.  Lots of fun things happen outside.  Birds to chase, Betty to harass.....running and running to and fro.  I wanted to get inside the dog house with Max but he was cranky to me.  He barked at me and made me run for my mother.  He's old and mom says he don't feel so good sometimes.
But what Jakey likes best of all is when those things called sirens start to make noise.  Then we all howl and howl and howl.  Daisy Mom has a very shrill voice which makes us howl even louder.  And Cooper Dad eventually tells us both it is time to hush.  So we do.
I thought you might like to see one of our Howl Fests.  We have them almost every day......enjoy....and remember...........I love everybody................love Jakey.

You Say It’s My Barkday……

Jakey Beshears 1 year old

Big doins around the Casa today.  Everyone is all excited because they say it is Jakey’s barkday….What? What’s that you say?..........my BIRTHday?  Oh…………what’s a birthday?  I understand bark, that’s when I use my outside voice inside the house and get in big trouble.  (insert lowered ears and coffee table diving here)

A birthday.  They say I’m 1…………….one what?  One super handsome guy?  One happy little paper shredder?  One chow hound extraordinaire?  Oh……………..one year old.  What’s a year?  Well, whatever it is…Ozzie is too I’m sure. Here’s what the HM has to say about today.

“Today marks a year since I went racing home from work to find Mrs. Daisy Mae Brown working to try to bring much anticipated dog babies into the world.  She had been working on one for quite awhile and I was concerned so we packed up and raced to the vets.  Turns out that little guy was badly stuck and the vet had to pull him out.  Talk about traumatic, Daisy cried, I cried, the vet tech cried…it was horrible.  The pup was alive but barely and no amount of work could save him so we eventually stopped trying.  My concern at this point was for the little mama who had 2 more to go.  I would have sacrificed them both to save her had the need presented itself.  Luckily it didn’t.

My vet gave her a shot which was supposed to increase and speed up her labor and sent me home with her.  Within less than an hour she had managed to bring forth her two little guys without any further help.  I was amazed at her fortitude and matter of fact “let’s get down to business” attitude.  She is proof positive that it takes a lot of heart to be a bonafied Princess.  And, that just because you are a Princess doesn’t necessarily mean you’re a useless cupcake.

The boys brand new

She was diligent, she was patient with visitors, she was large and in charge and kept everything going as needed.  She was also good to eat well (a huge worry for me because Mini-Schnauzers sometimes don’t eat well and then you have a real problem).  Daisy did everything right and she raised two really remarkable little dogs…..Ozzie and Jakey.

Ozzie Elmore and family

Most of you have followed Ozzie and Jakey since the day they were born and you know lots about them.  You know Ozzie found a wonderful forever home with Ms. Lisa and he has lots of little kids to play with – he has a wonderful life.  

 Jakey wasn’t as lucky….he was forced to remain at home with us…..the pet of old people.   He will be like the 40 year old guy who never leaves home but just lives with his parents all his life.  But…I think he’s happy.  He looks happy and he acts happy and I’m sure he is much smarter than he acts.

This was my first experience in raising puppies in a long long time and it sure made me remember how much fun it can be.  It is also scary because you have invested a lot of time and money into getting the best little dogs you can and you want to make sure they have great homes at the end of your journey.  I was lucky…..and so I quit while I was ahead.  I also came to find out that people can be pretty danged mean spirited about your decision to raise a litter of purebred dogs – I had to develop some awfully thick skin.

I’m all about the adoption thing as well and I have three treasures I have rescued from the streets and many more who made my home a stopping off point on their way to finding a better life.  But, for me I found that raising a purebred dog was a great experience.  I learned a lot about the breed and I also learned a lot about taking care of a little pregnant mama and helping her raise good strong, healthy, well socialized little pups.  I’ve quit apologizing for it.  I feel I have handled my “breeder” experience in a very responsible and well thought out manner.  And I still encourage people to adopt, but there is nothing wrong in having a purebred dog either…each to their own I say.

Cheeseburger Cake

So today….Jakey gets a junior cheeseburger from Sonic in honor of his birthday.  He shared this treat with his dog parents and  Aunt Jessie as well (however Jessie was only interested in the food).  I’m glad no one wanted Jakey.  He’s my bed buddy,  he still likes me best, he gets rid of all unwanted electronics parts along with some that aren’t so unwanted and yet, he’s a joy to have around.  Jakey embraces each and every day as a gift.  He’s happy to be alive…he has his dog dad to play with and Cooper is very good with him and he loves the smaller humans in his life as well.  So I hope you will wish Jakey…and Ozzie….a very happy birthday today.  Your comments make them happy.”  And now……….back to Jakey….

The party was well attended by: from left to right - Daisy The Bored, Jakey The Confused, Cooper The Slightly Panicked and Roger The Incredulous

OMGosh! Cheeseburger…………this was a new word for Jakey and Jakey realllllllly loveums this word A.LOT.  I am happy I got to share my birthday treat with my doggie family and HM says she made sure Ozzie would have a Cheeseburger too so Jakey’s life is good…………..do you like my party hat?  My days are good days, I have lots of fun and I’m a very happy boy………and guess what?   I still love everybody!

 

Smokin' Hot - Sparks Be A'flyin'

Jakey loves 'lectronics!  Once upon a time, my favorite was the little do-dads that make the talking boxes work.  Jakey got in trouble A.LOT!

But no more - Jakey now lovems the nice warming squares that the humans use for their hurtie places.  In fact Jakey lovems sooooooooooo much he has "killed" one a day for the last 2 days.  Jakey is sad :( because HM says there are no more warming squares.  She also said a funny word when she turned her warming square on and pretty fire things shot out of it - Jakey now suspects the "little B@$t@rd" word is NOT a good thing.  Just to be safe, Jakey hid under the coffee table and isn't coming out until dinner.  There'd better be dinner.

Rainy Days and Thursdays Always Get Me Brown

No.....no....that's not right.........Jakey always be Brown (in fact Brown is part of my big old official bonafide name.)   But me no likum the rainy days,  puddles...yes, but I don't get to "do" puddles 'till it quits raining.

HM says if she was home.....she'd be piled up in the BIG bed sleeping...and that means Jakey'd be nappin' too.  I still like HM best, she's a good cuddler, plus I don't have to worry about Cooperdad dragging me around by my leg or Daisymom being all "hissy" when I jump up where she's laying.

Jakey also thinks it is waaaaay too cool outdoors right now, we Schnauzer people enjoy laying Frogstyle by the fireplace on days like today.  Here's hoping we can say tootle-oo to the wet stuff and HOWDY to Mr. Sunshine soon.  And please Miss Weather don't send anymore of that flashing booming stuff, it scares Betty silly.  Or is it Silly Betty Sillier?

But rain or shine............I Love Everybody.............Jakey!

We're Having a STAY-cation

My HM is on something called va-cay-tion this week.  This means she is home ALL.DAY....EVERY.DAY.  All of us 4 legged furry people like this A.LOT.  HD is not so thrilled with it.  We think it may be interfering with his routine (or lack of one).

Anyway............HM makes sure we have nibbles of scrambled eggs and she has spent lots of time brushing our hair, we WERE a tad messy looking.  She's also been digging around in the dirt outside and she finds these fascinating long skinny slimy things that wriggle a bunch when I put my feet on them.  I thought they were baby snakes, but mom says they are night crawlers (BIG ONES).  Too bad we don't have a pond to fish in yet - but Sister Betty is busy digging one in the back yard I think.  So maybe next year......

Jakey has to be on best behavior though because mom is watching constantly.  I have not been able to shred paper or tear anything up in days.

But little ole' me likes it when mom's home 'cause I like to be close to her and when she is sitting in bed stiching, I like to cuddle up next to her and snooze.  So...Jakey has decided "me likum STAY-cation"  mom can have one anytime she wants..................right? 

I love everybody.............Jakey!

This was one of my first baby pictures.  Lots of my friends ask me all the time how I got my name.  Wellllll........my HM (human mom-'member) she kind of has a "thing" for Phillies 1st baseman turned ESPN announcer John Kruk and since HD (human dad named brother Ozzie after the famous Cardinal shortstop Ozzie Smith) mom got to name me J.K.  J.K. is kind of hard to say, HM didn't like just John and she thought Kruk sounded too much like Krull so she started calling me Jakey.  I like Jakey...............although sometimes I be just Jake........................squirrel!

Oh yeah, back to my photo.  My house is full of stuff that has those red birds on them.  Red birds are pretty, sometimes they come in my yard, but Betty tries to catch them and eat them.  She gets yelled at.....A.LOT!  Oz and I didn't mind having a photo made, heck we didn't even know we were, we was sleepin' (not much else to do when your eyes won't open.)

I weighed 11 1/2 ounces in this picture and Oz was littler - here's his baby picture too.  Oz doesn't live with us anymore but he will always be my bro.
I gotta go now..............but remember....I Love Everybody.....Jakey.
  

 

I was born a middle class brown child on June 27, 2012.  My brother Ozzie and I were the products of planned parenthood and we are the only offspring our parents will have (well, unless dad gets loose again and goes visiting in the neighborhood.)

I've done some random posting on Facebook and people have encouraged my HM (human mom) to let me blog about my exploits. So to get started I will go back and find my Facebook posts and use them here to you all acquainted with my life...I love life BTW!  I actually love everything and everybody...especially paper....... I'm a happy go lucky fellow.

I hope you will visit my blog, follow my blog and MAKE COMMENTS!  I love it when people talk to me............................squirrel...........oh, sorry, what was I saying?  Oh yeah, drop me comments when you visit Tales From the Dog Side especially if you have suggestions about what you would like for me to talk about.  I do take requests. 

So.......for now.......this is Jakey signing off of his very first blog posting with my favorite catch phrase "I Love Everybody.....Jakey"